Survey

1. What is your occupation right now? Accounting, I love numbers more than actually having to talk and be disappointed by people that don't call you back even though I gave him my number three separate times, have driven by his house half a dozen since last Friday, and spent last night watching him sleep through his bedroom window on a rickety ladder… oh, um… yeah, I like accounting.

2. What color are your socks right now? They are pitch black which keeps my feet from getting any sunlight at all, so that when I go out in flip-flops the resemble albino frog feet, not that they are webbed… anymore….

3. What are you listening to right now? Yo Vivire by Mayte. It is all about loving life no matter how tired you may get from stalking strangers…

4. What was the last thing that you ate? I am on a new diet, so this morning I had a carrot. I don't know it this counts, but I also sucked down 30 ketchup packets, two soy packets and one mayo that where in the office kitchen.

5. Can you drive a stick shift? Yes, I am originally from the back woods of Oklahoma where I learned first to drive a tractor before driving car. By the way, horse drawn carriages are not romantic they suck because horses have the worst gas and if you aren't careful they might even blow chunks all over your pretty Church dresses… I'm just saying…

6. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Danielle from our New York Showroom, she had forgotten how to sign in, so I had to tell her how to spell her last name.

7. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Like or love or loath, it is hard to say really.

8. How old are you today? Of legal age….

9 . What is your favorite sport to watch on TV? Roller Derby, is there any sport better!!!

10. What is your favorite drink? Diet soda, I am not so picky on the brand as long my stomach sounds like the ocean when I jiggle, if it sounds like a dog fight don't block the bathroom okay...

11. Have you ever dyed your hair? I have dyed my hair so often my scalp is like a nuclear spill at Silkwood.

12. Favorite food? Pashofa Corn, my tribes national dish, it sort of doesn't taste like anything, so you add salt so that it becomes something like salt soup.

13. What is the last movie you watched? Sex and the City, I laughed, I cried, I ate popcorn, jelly beans, gummy worms, a hot dog, raisinets and a pepperoni pizza before the movie even started.

14. Favorite day of the year? July 17th, it always makes me giggle.

15. How do you vent anger? I call up my sister and tell her everything until she just hangs up the phone. Then I call up everyone else to complain how rude my sister is for hanging up on me and not listening.

16. What was your favorite toy as a child? The shed skin from a locusts that they left behind after metamorphosing, okay, so I was a poor Native child living on Indian land, what did you expect?

17. What is your favorite season? San Francisco doesn't have seasons, so whenever the sun is out.

18. Cherries or Blueberries? Cherries. Um… I don’t know what else to say here, okay.

19. Living arrangements? Living in sin with a drag queen.

20. When was the last time you cried? I cried like a beeyotch during Sex and the City. Why can't I afford those outfits, bags, and shoes? Waaaaahhhh!!!

21. What is on the floor of your closet? Wigs and hair pieces and fake boobs.

22. What did you do last night? I told you I was busy stalking someone, beegeesus, I feel like you aren't listening.

23. What inspires you? My Native community drives me to always work to make things better for future generations, oh, and Tranny hookers.

24. What are you most afraid of? Cankles!

25. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? I like my meat spicy and rare.

26. Favorite dog breed? I loved my chihuahua, but he was too yappy. I think pugs are cute, but I'm afraid they might have a seizure or go blind. I like labs and golden retrievers, but I don't want to clean up after big dogs. I love terriers, but they're too hyper.

27. Favorite day of the week? Monday, because I am soooo tired after the weekend, I just need to go to work to get some rest.

28. How many states have you lived in? Let's see...Oklahoma, Texas and California. I loved living in all of them, but I am set in California and cant look back.

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